Why so butt hurt?

Arrgghhh so sick of macho men trying to show me how big their ballsacks are 🙄 do not give two shits mate, ride your own ride.

As the approach to riding the GXR approaches, it will only get worse after that.

They don’t like it when I win at the lights. They don’t like it when THEY win at the lights but I end up in front cos I’m Filter Kween of the (My) Universe. They don’t like it when my traffic read is spot on. They don’t like it when I overtake them whether at speed or not, cheeky or not.

So basically the precious things don’t like this upstart 😂😂😂 and will make a fucking song and dance about ensuring I receive the message loud and clear.

Men folk: I’m not competing with you in a highly male focused hobby. You have all the riding gear options. All the manly looking bikes. The majority gender on pretty much any group ride. I’m just a fat chick on a LAMS bike lol. Calm tf down and worry about yourself.

I previously wrote about a FB post I put up re: Mr Movistar Wheelie Pants. Got the typical male fuckdicks calling me up myself, sook, blah blah blah. Only put blah blah blah cos I don’t give af right back at them.

They see me at the lights (on their bikes and in their cars) and do the creep so I know they wanna race me or they think they’ll beat me. Doesn’t happen with women riders. It’s like “heyyyyy helloooooo you’re one of usssssss” 😂😂😂 and my track record off the mark is not to shabby for a lil biarch 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’m happy being a motorcyclist, a female motorcyclist and a female motorcyclist that can mostly hold her own / keep up as needed. I would LOVE to hoon around all the time whatever speed I wanted *90 in a 60 zone and 150 in a 100 zone would be ideal* and when I don’t it’s not for fear or lack of ability. It’s because I enjoy having the freedom a drivers licence provides 😋

If ya see the little fatty on her red bike out and about, say hi or not just don’t think I have any other plan except what I’m doing. Maybe do the same for yourself otherwise feel like the big hero blitzing past #NotLikeItsHard