Who trying to kill you now?

Was there someone NOT trying to kill me?

Went on a lovely ride yesterday up Mt Nebo > Mt Glorious > Somerset Dam > Kilcoy > Mt Mee. Beautiful weather, not too hot, bit cloudy to keep the temperature down.

Great day out with some of my riding mates and Mr. Coming down the southern side of the mountain (towards Dayboro) Mr and another bloke shot ahead to play speedy racers. Two other mates and I were held up in traffic 🙄 so were further back.

Coming round a corner, a white hatchback on the opposite side of the road has stopped and is waiting for me to go past to turn into a driveway. Prick in a 4WD comes screeching up his arse and in an effort to avoid the hatchback decides to use my side of the road 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ not what you want to see on a bend!

I did my best to avoid the 4WD and his bull bars 👀 but was clipped on the right knee. The bike was all over the shit, front and back wheels flapping around, tyres locked up, handle bars giving my forearms a nice workout that I didn’t want lol.

Thankfully stayed upright *no idea how even now* and came to a stop in the middle of the road. Took a deep breath to gather myself and moved to a driveway just down the hill a little.

My riding mates looked in their mirrors when they heard the skidding tyres to see me fuck arsing all over the show 😂😂😂 I laugh now but it is an unpleasant feeling losing and regaining control several times, not knowing whether you will be ok on the other side of it.

Took more deep breaths as I waited in the driveway for the 4WD driver to come down once he dealt with the white hatchback. Looked like only right-hand rear of the hatchback sustained any damage.

No damage to G Force 🙌🏼 and apart from a knee bump and mark on my pants no damage to me either. Adrenaline surging and resisted the urge to yell at the driver when he said oh no damage to bike just your knee 😠🤔🤨😒 thanks for your concern, buy me some new fucking undies ya cock head.

Texted Mr as below, he came back anyway (saw him halfway down) and quick debrief at Dayboro Bakery with the group 🤷🏻‍♀️ shit happens, I know.

Even with the incident I had a blast riding. Someone did say I need to stop riding now it’s not safe. I never will, as long as I can, I shall.

My bike succession plan based on body capability is Sports Bike > Upright (naked or ADV) > Cruiser > Spyder. That will be a sad day hahahahaha but when the back, legs or nerves get you it’s time to reassess. Not now, I can still get a leg over G Force!

I’ve given all my details to the 4WD driver who is now trying not to reply to my messages. We can go the easy way or the hard way, I have more than enough information to go to the Police. I’m not worried which way he chooses to do it, obviously better for him to front up than the police knock on his door first.